*P H I L I P P I N E  A I R L I N E S *
 
   Once upon a time in China , there lived
   a happy couple,Mr. & Mrs.Chan with their
   3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
 
 
   The 3 daughters were brought up in a
   prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20,
   they were still virgins.
 
 
   Years passed, and it wa s time to get them
   married. So, the parents found them the most
   suitable "leng chais"(handsome guys).
   they got married and were preparing to
   set-off on their honeymoon.
 
 
   As 'concerned' parents, Mr.& Mrs. Chan
   were curious about their daughters' first-night
   experience. So, before the daughters went on
   their respective honeymoons,Mrs.Chan told them,
   "Your father & I want to know about your 1st
   night encounters and whether you are satisfied.
   Write a letter to us, but as not to raise
   your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a
   code to describe your experiences".
 
 
   So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.
   Mr. & Mrs . Chan got the first letter. It was from
Elaine.
   They opened the letter and found the word
   STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the
   newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered
   advertisement. "Ah! Here it is!!!!" exclaimed
   Mr.Chan. The motto for Standard Chartered was....
   "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY." Mr & Mrs.Chan were
happy.
 
 
   A week later, they got another letter.
   This time it was from Ena. The content was simple.
   "NESCAFE". So again they took the newspaper and
   looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is.....
   'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP.' Mr. and
Mrs
   Chan jumped for joy.
 
 
   Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months
passed.
   There was still no l etter from Ella. The Chans
became
   worried. Finally, the letter came. It was
   scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Chan
   managed to figure it out.
   The code was "PHILIPPINE AIRLINES".
 
 
   Mr. Chan, confused on why she chose Philippine
   Airlines, rushed to the nearest store and
   got a newspaper.
 
 
   He flipped the pages frantically.......
   "Ah! Here it is!!!" Mrs.Chan grabbed the
   page and read aloud. Before she could finish
   ....THUMP!!!... she fell off her chair...
   The Airline's motto was...
 
 
   "7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY.
   NON-STOP."

WHO WROTE THIS?: Anonymous

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