After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. [More]

Watch your "Habits,"
they become character;

Watch your "Character",
for it becomes your "Destiny" [More]

at the snap of your fingers. Do you know what would happen?
God would become your servant, not your master. [More]

The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, [More]

As Yogi Berra once said, “Before we build a better mousetrap, we need to find out if there are any mice out there.” [More]

This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. [More]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. SO TRUE! [More]

Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times! [More]

The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? [More]

Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies [More]

Manny wins at round 12! Cotto is also a true champion, because he knows how to accept failure. These guys are both champions of the world! [More]

There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack. The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up... [More]

You're proud to be Filipino - and you pass these jokes on to all your Filipino friends! [More]

The bases were now loaded. The Lord then turned to Freddy and told him He was now going to bring in His star-player. [More]

P.S. I am attaching a small photograph of the new core team that will challenge my career. Scroll Down to see if you are interested. [More]

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. [More]