When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you'll never get back [More]

This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. [More]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. SO TRUE! [More]

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for next ten years we sit o n the front porch and bark at everyone. [More]

You're proud to be Filipino - and you pass these jokes on to all your Filipino friends! [More]

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. [More]

The bases were now loaded. The Lord then turned to Freddy and told him He was now going to bring in His star-player. [More]

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran [More]

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine... [More]

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. [More]

A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them. [More]

Most of the time we tend to ignore the small things around us. We only notice little things if we are in a situation. Let us learn to appreciate every little thing surrounds us. Let us learn to appreciate every detail happening every minute in our life... [More]

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed. [More]

The difference between the poor countries and the rich ones is not the age of the country [More]