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at the snap of your fingers. Do you know what would happen?
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Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These
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nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that
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So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for next ten years we sit o n the front porch and bark at everyone. [More]

"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present." [More]

The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? [More]

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