After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. [More]

When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you'll never get back [More]

Watch your "Habits,"
they become character;

Watch your "Character",
for it becomes your "Destiny" [More]

at the snap of your fingers. Do you know what would happen?
God would become your servant, not your master. [More]

As Yogi Berra once said, “Before we build a better mousetrap, we need to find out if there are any mice out there.” [More]

In a very real sense, each of us, as human beings, have been given a Golden
box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our! children, family,
friends and GOD. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold. [More]

I am sorry. When I was called to conduct this auction, I was told of a secret stipulation in the will. I was not allowed to reveal that stipulation until this time. Only the painting of the son would be auctioned. Whoever bought that painting would inherit the entire estate, including the paintings. [More]

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for next ten years we sit o n the front porch and bark at everyone. [More]

"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present." [More]

To The World You Might Be One Person; But To One Person You Might Be the World. You have been Tagged by the Froggy,which means you are a great friend!! [More]

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" Read More [More]

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. [More]

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes. [More]

This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): [More]

Most of the time we tend to ignore the small things around us. We only notice little things if we are in a situation. Let us learn to appreciate every little thing surrounds us. Let us learn to appreciate every detail happening every minute in our life... [More]

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey... [More]