After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. [More]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. SO TRUE! [More]

Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times! [More]

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for next ten years we sit o n the front porch and bark at everyone. [More]

The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? [More]

You're proud to be Filipino - and you pass these jokes on to all your Filipino friends! [More]

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. [More]

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!" [More]

The one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room... [More]

"When it cries?" they gasped. "Why do we have to wait until it cries?" "Because, I forgot where I put it." [More]

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" Read More [More]

P.S. I am attaching a small photograph of the new core team that will challenge my career. Scroll Down to see if you are interested. [More]

The National Highway
Safety Council has done
extensive testing on a newly
designed seat belt. Results
show that accidents can be
reduced by as much as 45% [More]

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran [More]

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine... [More]

When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes. [More]

They say it takes a minute to find the special person, but then, an entire life to forget them. [More]

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals who took this questions got wrong! [More]

A story about the experience of three sisters during their honeymoon. [More]