every eye that reads this knows there is no problem, circumstance, or situation greater than God [More]

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. [More]

When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you'll never get back [More]

Watch your "Habits,"
they become character;

Watch your "Character",
for it becomes your "Destiny" [More]

at the snap of your fingers. Do you know what would happen?
God would become your servant, not your master. [More]

The heat causes toxins from the plastic to leak into the water and they have

found these toxins in breast tissue. Use a stainless steel canteen or a glass [More]

The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, [More]

Seize the day. Never have regrets.
And most importantly, stay close to your
friends and family, for they have helped
make you the person that you are today. [More]

They don’t die instantly; they are cut 1, 2 or 3 times with thick hocks. And at that time the dolphins produce a grim extremely compatible with the cry of a new born child. [More]

As Yogi Berra once said, “Before we build a better mousetrap, we need to find out if there are any mice out there.” [More]

In a very real sense, each of us, as human beings, have been given a Golden
box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our! children, family,
friends and GOD. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold. [More]

I am sorry. When I was called to conduct this auction, I was told of a secret stipulation in the will. I was not allowed to reveal that stipulation until this time. Only the painting of the son would be auctioned. Whoever bought that painting would inherit the entire estate, including the paintings. [More]

This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. [More]

Even when the times are hard Fierce winds are bound to blow God is forever able Hold on to what you know [More]

Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These
women did not know each other and seemed to have
nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that
they had all visited the same Restaurant (Olive
Garden) [More]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. SO TRUE! [More]

Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times! [More]

I'm seeking
the top management position in your heart. Feel free to read my details below. [More]

"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery ! How about that?" [More]

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for next ten years we sit o n the front porch and bark at everyone. [More]

"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present." [More]

The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? [More]

Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies [More]

Manny wins at round 12! Cotto is also a true champion, because he knows how to accept failure. These guys are both champions of the world! [More]

Psalms 55:22 "Cast thy burden upon the Lord, and He shall
sustain thee. He shall never suffer the righteous to be moved." [More]

There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack. The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up... [More]

You're proud to be Filipino - and you pass these jokes on to all your Filipino friends! [More]

To The World You Might Be One Person; But To One Person You Might Be the World. You have been Tagged by the Froggy,which means you are a great friend!! [More]

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. [More]

The bases were now loaded. The Lord then turned to Freddy and told him He was now going to bring in His star-player. [More]